Projects

So... You should like projects.

Why should you like projects?  Because I like projects, that's why!

That and this is one of the few venues I have where I can issue edicts regarding lifestyle choices.

Projects are fan-tab-u-lus.  There are many projects that occupy the LCL (low cash lifestyle).  They keep you busy, and if you pick the right projects, they can help you reach that renaissance man ideal.  Far better than sitting around the house masturbating perpetually (albeit, a legitimate LCL pastime).

A few of my projects, past and present:
-learning how to play the drums.
-total house remodel... 3 times now...
-learning a new language.  Not that I have learned englishes good.
-solving water treatment issues facing the worlds poor in resourceless areas.
-non-working chainsaw collection.
-various get-rich-quick schemes.
-Motorcycle rebuild and repair.  I have a perpetually broken 1977 KZ1000 doomsday device I call the green machine that I am constantly tinkering with.  Its had more loose screws than a 50 year old prostitute.

As I have warned before, this is my bag.  After a day full of menial challenges, few things clear my head quite like getting buzzed from carb-cleaner fumes.  There is just something rejuvenating in turning screws or mutilating a foreign language.

On that note, I'm off to the garage to pretend I am a mechanic.

Till next time, or as they say in Mexico, el bano esta tapado!